barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting

(Source: sothoros)

My pain was never beautiful or poetic. It was answering the phone mid breakdown and laughing like I was fine.

(via 4bducted)

(Source: kelseysrecovery)

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

harclcandy:

itsdoctorfuckinwho:

muriellamercado:

muriellamercado:

i turned my boyfriend into a major frozen fan

oh my goodness

MOTHERFUCKER IT WAS TOUCHING..

step 4 though