reverse-mermaid:

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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You’re so perfect.

forevermyembrace:

Seriously. Everything about you. Your voice, your laugh, your eyes, your smile. How you light up my life. How you make my day with just a text message. No one has ever cared as much as you do. I will never care about someone as much as I care about you. You’re flawless, intelligent, sexy, adorable, incredible, and everything I could ever ask for. I. Love. You.

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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