If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.

#and then date the girl


me: ya, I keep a condom on me so if I get really drunk one night, or if you wonna get laid.

becca: I have one on me too?

me: well, if you wonna get laid a second time.


I am a firm believer that rough sex and cuddling go hand in hand.

(Source: eagerclit)

When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something.

Unknown (via 5weetsorrow)

(Source: your-daisyfreshgirl)


IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was