inteligasm:

actionjacksonlovesbbq:

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

(Source: positivelycrippled)

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

acid-sea:

lazyanbu:

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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whenever I’m sad I remember this post

(Source: straahl-inspo)

stayuglystayangry:

Older guys who make a big deal out of girls turning 18 genuinely terrify me. Like if you’re 35 or some shit and you would totally date or sleep with an 18 year old, you would with a younger girl (maybe even much younger) if it was legal. You don’t care about her emotional maturity or ethical sex or mutual informed consent, you care about not getting in trouble.

Kidnapper: Get in the van

Me: Oh ok cool

Kidnapper: Wut

Me: This is a febreze commercial right

Kidnapper: Wut

Me: Smells pretty gross in here to me tbh

Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?

Me: I, um. I-I don't care?

Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you