me: ya, I keep a condom on me so if I get really drunk one night, or if you wonna get laid.
becca: I have one on me too?
me: well, if you wonna get laid a second time.
IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was