plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner
Older guys who make a big deal out of girls turning 18 genuinely terrify me. Like if you’re 35 or some shit and you would totally date or sleep with an 18 year old, you would with a younger girl (maybe even much younger) if it was legal. You don’t care about her emotional maturity or ethical sex or mutual informed consent, you care about not getting in trouble.
Kidnapper: Get in the van
Me: Oh ok cool
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Me: Smells pretty gross in here to me tbh
Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you